I do try. ;)

But do you try hard enough?

Nope. :D

Slacking off is fun!

Except for on college papers.

Doing that eats your soul.

Aww, poor soul.

Hahaha...I must not have a soul anymore then.

Goes to show you don't need one. ;)

I suppose I'll be taking that as a compliment...

You can basically assume that and it was anyway.

I don't have a soul anymore

My professor stole it

He deflowered your soul ;)

She actually

Nice.

Nice mice eat lice.

And a partridge in a pear tree.

That phrase can only bring happiness for me. :)

your female professer deflowered you eh? Nice, you are now a god on the Ethan list.

So that's a three part.

Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom...

Where mushrooms ruled over the lowly raspberry bushes.

And brambles plotted to rule the world.

A young dirt footpad set out on a journey.

To find the dragons eye sceptre

And Barnes and Noble didn't have the book he was looking for.