And our hero found he was in a Monty Python clip

(better)

 

Where he was consequently attacked by whiskey.

Who proceeded to drink him

and also offered him a purple strawberry.

Which he promptly declined stating

that combining worm with yellow thimbles DOES NOT come out to be the equivalent of a tooth fairy.

Thus the tooth fairy was slain and replaced by a radical dictator

Who ordered everyone to gather up their pink pens and go to war with over sized bunnies.

who had blood of chocolate

and carried with them flowers.

That sprayed tony danza out

onto a lawn of marshmallows.

That were like superglue.

That turned anything with chocolate blood into alien blood

 

(you know, like the blood of aliens on AvP)

But the chocolate was left

behind, tragically with the pink pens. The war was going to be delayed, but

then a magician named Bladderius appeared.

and decided to take a long relaxing bath to clean up, because...

Well, we don't like to talk about why he needed to clean up.  The point is, he took a bath.  In acid.

That made him think of blueberries.

And he was terribly hungry for them...

So he orderd in, then he

fell off of a cliff (it was the cliff's fault)

And landed on a Fluffy...

 

(its always the cliffs fault  ;D)

Porcupine, the only one of it's kind, thought extinct since...

 

(Unless the cliff is on a disc on four elephants on a turtle then it is the eagles fault)