C'mon, it's gotta be tempting. 400 points to Chilli.

I bring you oh DO an idiot gun, it fires idiots out of it's barrel

*walks in*

Hmmm.....

*goes up to Kath - gasps*

*prostrates*

Oh Great DO, and embodiment of all that is beautiful and unholy! I bring you this ugly thing and his pretty wife! Bound and taped quiet, so that you may do as you wish with them!

;D

I bring you oh DO, proper armour unlike that cardboard stuff

Oh, great Dark One.  I bring you the soul of Jacques Cousteau, to help you navigate the dark waters of Shayol Ghul with a proper appreciation for our fragile ecology

 

"And theees, theees ees Ed2funy.  Appreciate eet from a deestahnce, prolonged expozhure can be paynful"

I bring you oh DO the vampire lestat himself Stuart Townsend

Ha. I bring you nothing, so that you can continue to ignore my existance.

We do that for free

"And theees, theees ees Ed2funy.  Appreciate eet from a deestahnce, prolonged expozhure can be paynful"

 

I think I will put this in my sig sometime. :D

Five points from ed2funny for incompetent 'shops. Come on. This is a class organization here.

it wasn't supossed to be competant. :P

Minus another five for insolence.

This DO thread is a negative sum game.

I was only given a ceiling. I was not given a floor.

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, Oh Unmerciful One, I bring all that I can. My life in service, my undying devotion to Your absolute will. I wait upon Your freedom, whereupon you shall reward the faithful and bring death unending to those who oppose You. My life is yours, my death is yours.

A point for Questor, because I like the cut of his jib.

You need a floor? *floors Kath*

*ties up Barmy and uses the Unholy Shotgun to blow his head off for the Great DO*

 

 

Question, is there actually points being awarded since I'm seeing alot deducted but not alot awarded

*cuts off Questor's jib and presents it to the DO

Question, is there actually points being awarded since I'm seeing alot deducted but not alot awarded

 

Minus five for not reading the thread.

Great Lord of the Dark, I your faithful servant am still awaiting your command. I live only to serve you and all your Great Dark Powers. Bless me oh Lord of the Grave, allow me to Blight what you wish me to touch, and to forever end all that you wish to be ended.

*waits for the UnHoly DO to notice his post*

 

*wonders how many points his pondering will loose him this time*

Hopefully lots since you can't seem to comprehend the difference between loose and lose.

:P *to Barm*

 

Oh Great and Almighty DO....forgive my stupid typo...but feel free to kill Barm.