I think you haven't been looking properly DO

*Wanders in and flings herself to the ground*

Oh Great DO, I bring you this offering of a bowl of never ending chocolate pudding and a matching spoon made of arsenic- which of course will not harm you, but may cause some discomfort to anyone who tries to sample the unholy pudding...

*Worships and shuffles out*

I haven't posted on a DO thread since... God knows when.

 

So I'm a little rusty.

But.

 

*Gives the Great and Magnificent DO a can of spray paint, that when sprayed by someone as lovely and powerful as Kathana, the sprayed image turns into real life*

 

Ta-da!

 

 

 

I got nothing, nor had anything taken away. I demand justice!

I haven't posted on a DO thread since... God knows when.

 

So I'm a little rusty.

But.

 

*Gives the Great and Magnificent DO a can of spray paint, that when sprayed by someone as lovely and powerful as Kathana, the sprayed image turns into real life*

 

Ta-da!

 

I got nothing, nor had anything taken away. I demand justice!

 

Justice?  From the Dark One?

 

Man, you are rusty

 

I just want that dog with the top hat back........

*falls to his knees and presses his face to the floor in obeisance*

 

Command me, lord and Master. What may I do to prove My undying loyalty to You and Your plan?

She's not very good at being DO is she? I mean, she's quite forgotten about this place.

*cautiously lifts his head and looks about*

 

O Great and Mighty Lord of the Dark, where have you gone? Please deign to answer the humble prayers of this you most faithful servant.

*falls to his knees and presses his face to the floor in obeisance*

 

Command me, lord and Master. What may I do to prove My undying loyalty to You and Your plan?

 

Zapp Brannigan quotes.

Zapp Brannigan quotes.

 

Yes Great Lord, yes!

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the cham-paggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin?

Leela: I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, I have studied abroad... or two.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Mmm... Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it, "The Lovenasium".

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[pause]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm asking you a question.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: As my protégé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her.

[Kif groans]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: This time we are sure she's a woman, right?

Kif Kroker: *Yes*.

 

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Captain's log. Stardate: 3000.6.

Kif Kroker: Who are you talking to?

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You, Kif. Aren't you writing this down?

 

Have I pleased you Great Lord?

Look at that shameless groveler.

We should all be like her!

 

:D

 

Oh sorta semi-cool Dark One, may I have 20 points?

 

Thanks in advance.

Five points to this Anoxamore chap.

 

And five points to the next three people to post after me.

Do triple post count?

Like so?

Is this ten points?

Can I get 15 points with this post now? I love you oh DO!

:-*

Minus fifteen from ed2funny.

 

Starting over from here, next three posters who are not ed2funny will get five points.

 

 

:D

ED2FUNY

:P

Whoever you are, you aren't getting points from me.

I know. You spelled my name wrong though. :P

Does this mean that I get 5 points O mighty Dark One? I have posted as requested after you and I am not ed2funy. May your will be done.

And the reign of lethargy is ended :P

Ooh.  3rd post - points for me!!!

After the time limit verb

Damn.