Then shall ye be well fed, I surmise

I'm impressed that reyler still is

Still is what? Well fed? Some of us work for a living yanno.

Adella, there's been vermin in the Church! 

Jeez dude you're all dusty

*sneezes on reyler*

 

I've developed into the Crone and on the way to becoming the Maiden again.

Pretty sure after Crone is death and composting - it's shovel season for you, spud

Awh man. I just did yard work earlier.

 

New day, new dawn!

*stops sucking blood from the corpses and skitters away*

I don't think you were getting much but ashes there...

Ash Wednesday was last month, dude.

 

Probably. I think.

Is that a Wednesday?

It's when we get groovy.

Mmmm, in the groovy boat?

Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

How is this thread still alive?!   

Because vermin keep it's life blood pumping. Hoping we will come back. *thump thump*

You hear that, vermin?!

Technically it's not, it's actually a revenant thread. Juicier.

Hmmmm, I love juicy. What's the latest chisme?

*goes to the CCCC*

Gossip, Dels. Haha

What's he latest gossip?

 

*starts dusting the Church*

*dusts the thread with powdered sugar*

 

*it is instantly swarmed by ants*

Powdered sugar will go great with the strawberries

Strawberries will go great with the viscous living death

*comes into the church, noticing a general level of disrepair... and... are those squatters?

 

Oh, no, just Ed, Player and a couple extras. That's fine then.

 

sets up new chocolate fountain, and revives the strawberry plants

 

goes over to the CCCC, her old friend, and begins vigorously beating the dust out of it. Accidentally thumps Della a good one*

 

Oh, hi, lovely! Been a long time for the old church, huh?

 

In true Charis form, I have read the entirety of the 699 pages of church, for better or worse. Oh the stories this place holds.