Soooo, we're ALMOST to page 700?!

 

*snuggles Charis*

Welcome back.

How is this thread still alive?!   

 

tacos

Every fifth Tuesday, taco gatherers unite.

And are trampled by voles

That's not nearly often enough for tacos.

Unfortunately all the other Tuesdays were already taken for scarf-knitting

You have entirely too much neck, Ick *hefts bandsaw meaningfully*

If you use the band saw, we'll have a lot of mess to clean up... might I suggest a miter or chop saw instead? Or maybe a nice jig saw?

I once was blind. But now I saw. 

Dammit why won't anything just stay fixed *jams shards of glass into your eyes*

Wait, but that's backwards. I'm the one who has to look at Ed, should jam glass into my eyes

Why would I ever choose the more humane option

^ honestly, Locke. It's like you don't even know reyler

*kills Ed*

Boring. *drops Ick through the trap door* Next!

Hello?

Yes, hello

You will stop quoting Beatles songs.

*pokes the reyler with a stick*

I wouldn't poke her. You don't know what kind of viscous fluids will come out.

*applies blowtorch to Lizzie's face*

That's not very nice, it took years of hard work to get this majestic ass mustache.

Why is the moustache on your ass and what does that have to do with me blowtorching your face

You haven't heard yet? *gasp*

 

The Ass-Stache is all the rage now in France.

 

I think it's a men's rebuttal to their hairy under armed women truth be told

Edited May 8, 20179 yr by LedZepMan

That doesn't track - most duderumps are hairy all over, so they'd have to shave in the moustache like Cedric the Entertainer giving a haircut