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Who is your favourite? 119 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is your favourite?

    • Min
      61
    • Elayne
      17
    • Aviendha
      44

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A lot better than I have been, although I'm having a decidedly female day today.  Bleh.  It's nice to be back to posting though.  How's the preggers wife?  Demanding and scary?

 

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Not too bad actually.  She is counting down the days until Apr 3rd.  She's more of a do it herself kinda gal though, so I nearly have to tie her down to make her rest after the births.  :D

 

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    There was an Old Lady song

     

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

    That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

    How absurd to swallow a bird.

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;

    Fancy that  to swallow a cat!

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

    I don't know why  she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;

    What a hog, to swallow a dog;

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,

    I don't know how she swallowed a cow;

    She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,

    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

    I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...

    She's dead, of course!

     

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    *quickly tunes the radio to some actual music* Oww.... my ears.

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