A lot better than I have been, although I'm having a decidedly female day today.  Bleh.  It's nice to be back to posting though.  How's the preggers wife?  Demanding and scary?

 

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8734

 

Not too bad actually.  She is counting down the days until Apr 3rd.  She's more of a do it herself kinda gal though, so I nearly have to tie her down to make her rest after the births.  :D

 

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That my birthday 3rd of april

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Well I'll have to say happy birthday now then....since I am fairly certain I will not be on that day.  ;)

 

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8737

 

I reckon naming the kid after me would be a good gift ;D

8738

 

Phllbbbttt...

8739

 

Naming a kid philbert?

8740

 

Hey, at least you get to enjoy tying up your wife, right? :D

8741

 

Before or after the birth?

8742

 

Wow...I just realized one of the best things about Quis. 

;)

 

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8743

 

Their tops are made out of rubber?  Wait no, that was Tiggers.  Where as Quis is all natural, baby.  ;)

 

 

8744

 

;D And cute to boot.  ;)

 

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8745

 

*laughs* Oh, God! Sam's rhyming! Someone call a doctor!

8746

 

I thought it was time

To squeeze in a rhyme

It's better than mime

Which would be such a crime

 

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8747

 

And the award for a poem goes to sam!!

8748

 

*hand Sam a cease and desist order*

8749

 

Looks at his hand

opens the band

gives it a quick glance

"The rhymes are by chance"  :-\

 

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8750

 

*groans*

8751

 

*looks under the table*

8752

 

There was an Old Lady song

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd to swallow a bird.

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;

Fancy that  to swallow a cat!

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why  she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;

What a hog, to swallow a dog;

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,

I don't know how she swallowed a cow;

She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...

She's dead, of course!

 

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8753

 

How original, bravo ;D

8754

 

*turns the stereo on*

8755

 

*hopes its a good song*

8756

 

*tunes it to static*

8757

 

*quickly tunes the radio to some actual music* Oww.... my ears.

8758

 

Hey... I was listening to the subliminal message!