Gah! *hates that song*

I know, me too.  It just popped into my head, and I thought I let you all suffer with me.

*kills song with a futon*

*hums*

 

i'm bringing sexy back.. these hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmh how to mhmhmhmh yeah hmmhhmmhmhmh.......

could you PLEASE close the curtains

 

THan x

*sings with wifey*

Cheesboygie.

Cheesboygie.

Cheesboygie.

;D

*steals Gwampy's nose and ransoms it*

* grabs Rey by the head and gives her a great big toothless french kiss...extra slippery *

I'll quit when I get back all of my facial parts...in the RIGHT locations!!!

You put your tongue in my mouth??  :o

 

... You know what happens now, right?

 

 

*bites off Gwampy's tongue*

 

*swallows it*

* tries to respond *

* can't talk without tounge *

* has to use Aiel maiden hand signals *

Dadgum

It

Rey

I'm

Running

Out

Of

Body

Parts!

>:(

*gets out the belt sander and sands Grampage all the way down to his ankles*

* uses balefire on the sander and grows back all body parts *

* some are dramatically improved *

Must be the saidin?  ???

*rolls the reyler up in a paper bag and places it on a candy cane*

Phew.

Thanks for the assistance!

*zaps the both of you into poop ashes with her super spiffy eye beams*

* hauls out the shiny silver spanish shishkabob skewer *

* wonders where Rey would suggest that I stick it *

* quickly discards that notion *

* puts it back away *

* runs to hide *

* again *

>:(

*gets in a canoe and sails to the moon*

*fills the canoe with crabs and egg shells*

*watches everyone playing in rey's mind*

Well sure, you're all just figments of my imagination anyway, so why not?

 

Or perhaps you are Fig Newtons of my imagination? *nibbles on Alys experimentally*

*tastes like strawberry*

*devours Alys*

*leans backin the deck chair with his pina colada 8) *

:o

They have deck chairs on canoes nowadays?  What won't they dream up next?

???