*shrugs*

 

*soul leaves drowning body*

 

*soul steals unwilling body*

 

*steals back his Miss and Mistress and hides under a table with them so no one can find them*

*honks Toy's nose*

*gets out of the way of the speeding Toy*

*waves to Zy from a distance*

*turns out the lights for more stealth and to feel important*

*puts on night vision goggles*

*forgot his in the goat infested moat*

 

Damm! ><

 

*trips*

*giggles*

*tries to smooth things over, but only embarasses himself more because he can't see the crinkles for the darkness*

 

 

:-[

 

*giggles more*

 

*dangles night vision goggles in front of Minion*

*feels something hit his nose*

 

*falls down the stairs that someone built in the wrong place*

*had completely forgotten about the stairs*  :-[

*sits on the river bed waiting for prey*

*had completely forgotten about the stairs*  :-[

 

That's because someone built it the wrong way!  They're supposed to be in front of you, not in back of you!

I never thought of that when I built them..

:o

:-[

*goes in denial*

*feels bad*

*brings Mistress with him to the shiny room of denial*

 

look at all the sparklies! :D

Ooh shiny! Ooh sparklies!  :D

*drifts further into denial, calling for his Mistress to follow*

*follows*  :D

:D  :D  ;D  ;D  :D  :D

*whistles a tune*