*patpats Grandpa*  ;)

of course you do dear.

* starts to return the gesture *

* notices more than ample bosom...better not pat there *

* nicely padded bottom?...nope...off limits *

* top of head?...too childish *

* shoulder?...not friendly enough *

* handshake?...NOT! *

* closes eyes and leaves it up to chance *

Let the patpat land where it will!

* doesn't get slapped...doesn't hear any screaming *

* breathes a sigh of relief *

Sometimes, you just gotta trust your luck!  ;D

:o :o :o

 

;D

go Gramps!

 

*howls*

*patpats Minion*

8)

*steals shades*

*steals wife*

*is stolen*  :D

*buys her on the black market*

*steals wifey again*

*feels valuable*

*swaps her with a teddy bear and hopes Danya doesn't notice* Mine, all mine! *runs away*

...er *feels the need to steal* *steals danya* :D

so red owns danya and her bear, whereas rey owns raena

 

*gives rey to the teddy and steals loki*

*steals monty*

*Steal's the thread and everything in it. Puts it all in his old smelly locker*

*steals the locker and tosses it into the river*

Hm, this Raena would be worth more mint-on-card, but what you gonna do? *seals her up in neoprene*

You just threw yourself into the river Alys. Whatcha gonna do now? Swim? You're trapped in a locker with everything else. You ain't got no room to swim.

it's like, how did i steal the locker while i was inside the locker being stolen... best not to think about it. it'll all work out eventually.

Yea, except now the locker's sinking... and you're all still in it. You're running out of air now...

but we ar efiddlers. we can do anything we want.

Well... that pretty much screws any worst case scenario's I can give you.