*explodes in a shower of blood*

*steals Alys' face from the mess*

with what hands? they asploded with the rollercoster. as did your kneecaps.

the ones she regenerated?

BOOM

*takes the keneecaps*

*abducts loki and keeps him locked in the closet*

..why are all the other men in here trying to come on to me?

Your calling reyler a man?

*hides down in a bunker*

 

hey Bosom, you should come in here. this can get ugly!

*ducks in, seals off bunker after coating it with anti-reyler spray*

hey! no groping!!  >:(

You put my hand there!

pfft details  ::)

i think shes scared *nods* 8)

yeah, because feeling her up scares her... *rolls eyes*

Man  :'(

 

*goes into the corner and sobs*

 

*returns only long enough to castrate loki with fishing knives, then goes back to sobbing in the corner*

WHAT? THIS IS IT? I WASTED ALL THAT FANCY EXPENSIVE SPRAY FOR THIS?

 

I'd comfort you rey, but I'm not sure how you'd show your appreciation. It makes me nervous.

*bites Barm on the neck and drinks his blood* Your concern is duly noted.

Anyone notice how bright out it is suddenly today?

*hiss*

It smells like burrrrrning

Whoops!  :-[ *turns down the stove*

Dammit! Now nobody'll eat my special brownies.

All you did was crap on a skillet, nobody was going to eat them anyway except maybe Callandor