Rey, I Want to kill you now  :'(

My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC. If I'm not there when you arrive, just kill everyone else there and they'll pass along the message.

can i eat the rest of this pig then if your not?

Oh please Loki...you gotta have potatoes with that...

..er no, apple sauce for pork darling and what are these ..pot toes you speak of?

*salts and devours loki*

Po-ta-toes, you know, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

 

*mutters about nice big golden chips...*

*dunks the planet into a giant basketball hoop*

How do you fit Jupiter in a basketball hoop?

IS A RLY BIG HEWP

Rey, we're not supposed to play around with Black Holes...

*plucks off goldy's nose, balls it up, kneads it into a long cord, skips rope with it*

.you need goldy? you need a part of goldy you just made long!

 

in the words of the Ashleys (excpting spinelli); Scandalous!

But wasn't Spinelli discounted anyway after everybody declared themselves an Ashley?

 

... I can't believe I actually know this.

*reverts the topic by creating an ocean large enough to dunk saturn in because i want to prove the theory*

Psst it was actually Jupiter but maybe that's stretching your abilities too much

*swims 50 laps*

*freezes the sea to make the lapps more at home*

*rents loki an eiderdown duck hunter*

*sets it on fire*

*toasts hands*

*butters*

Kenny! Use your ninja star!

jupiter is almost the size of the sun in comparison with the other planets... it has the most gravity. and my son's book says saturn... <_< what? i can't cheat to be sure?

I just thought I'd let you all know that I'm now the proud mother of seven and a half little watermelon babies.

Codgrabulations! Doesn't this call for a thread?

watermelon babies?