maybe if you cover them in icing?

Maybe if you dance the can-can in a skirt made of ostrich feathers still attached to the ostrich?

I'd pay to watch.

Who are you kidding; you'd pay to participate

*wanders in and coats the walls, ceiling and floor in flypaper before chasing fairies around with a leaf-blower*

 

Sorry, I lost the thread of the conversation.

revel became a man and ate beckys browines to celebrate thats a bout all but i really like the faerie lights *shakes glitter over everything including the shrine to revel and the effigies too*

a very fine man indeed  ;)

eminently so and hung like a blue whale too so i hear *nods*

Um.

 

That's all, just Um.

 

Oh and this: *castrates loki*

you certainly do have balls laddie

I have yours, now. And they're getting bronzed and framed and being put up on the wall next to the crocodile pelt.

In pelt strictly the right term as related to crocodiles? I got the impression that pelt was for fuzzy things, that's all.

... what crocodiled do you know that arent fuzzy?!?!?

 

 

 

!

*just sitting and laughing*

.would you like to buy sovenirs from the shop, they all made out of salty chocolate

*beat loki over the head with the body of Isaac Hayes and/or the Disembodied Arm of SMEF*

You're not going to let this go, are you? Poor Loki. *bathes Loki's wounds and towels him dry with a soft crocodile hide...* Oops. Guess I was right.

I guess the salty chocolate balls reference completely skipped you, Griefy.

he just wants someone to lick them is all. besides, aren't they more like salty, swirly chocolate balls?

2 tbsp cinnamon

2 or 3 egg whites

1/2 stick butter (melted)

 

-stick in bowl, stir with wooden spoon

 

1 cup flour

1/4 cup unsweetened chocolate

1/2 cup brandy

1 bag (or two) sugar

pinch (just) of vanilla

 

grease up cookie sheet

preheat oven to 350

and give that spoon a liiiiiiiick!~

sounds fun!

Sounds like an extra four inches on the hips!  :P

Yeah,tootsie roll

Let me see that tootsie roll

Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll

 

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right

To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back

Now slide, slide baby slide, just slide baby slide

just slide baby slide, come on come on

 

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right

To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back

Now dip baby dip, come on let's dip baby dip baby

Dip baby just dip, baby dip baby dip

Just Dip, Cotton Candy sweet and low

let me see that tootsie roll

 

*takes rey to school with her to walk off those inches*

Please, my metabolism is so high that if I were actually able to eat an entire pig, I still probably wouldn't gain more than a single pound. But of course that could never happen because my stomach is like the size of a golf ball and I occasionally have trouble pounding down an average burger.