OH...ok...*takes a knee to the wonderful celery God*

*silence*

*makes noise*

I don't even want to look at you right now!  *Dawn of Celery thread*

Another day, another post, another Persona trying to take over.

*glomps himself*

*mopgls Jelly*

Ah, being alone (lurking on Fiddles) for nearly 10 hrs makes other posters just that much more appeasing.

...You couldn't find anything else to keep you busy in all that time? Like pr0n?

I got bored with that a year ago.

 

And no, nothing else was going on.  Nothing.  I wasn't even breathing.

You could have taught yourself to juggle eggs.

Fresh out.

You could have murdered small children and made stew of their meat.

I'm not really into that, that's Minion's area.

Let's keep the mention of your ugly alters to a minimum, shall we?

Well, Toy and Minion, at least, play a large part of who I am.  They're like my right and left hands.

So what happens if you clap?

You really don't want to know.

*drops a seven layer cake onto Toy's head*

Onto bigger and better things!

Like making this thread number one! It's already up like two or three hundred from the other day.

Yep, just about one hundred pages to go, give or take.

Wow, what a buzzkill.

Okay, 143 pages.  But I'll give it 150 by the end of the week, just to be safe.  Alright, by the end of Sturday, we need to have 150 pages on here.  That's five days, so, that would be about...30 pages a day, which becomes 360 posts a day.

 

Can we do it?  I could, if you all could live with 360 posts of just me.

I dunno, we might be able to. I'm not so paranoid as to try and rush it in one week, though.