Well, this is getting dull fast...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

What's shakin, my medieval bacon?

Your head...right off you're shoulders...

Oh it seems so!

 

*picks up head and screws back on*

 

Thank you my good man!

 

*hands nickel to DSage*  ;)

Thanks, Blig.

 

*throws nickel like a Frisbee for his chihuahua, Rodriguez Snapping-chops III, to catch*

 

Good sport.

Not a problem my good man!

 

Cheerio! Pip pip and all that!

 

*goes to pet a Llama*  8)

And the llama thanks you.

*hands the Llama a cookie*

 

*hands sagey some I can't believe it's not butter! and some I can't believe it's not crack! substitutes for prosperity*

I can't believe you're still alive!

 

*kills*

 

*hides body in his overalls*

To err is human, but to rre is namuh.

 

And as for the glass slippers:  Ouch.

They still sold better than the glass jock strap.

I suppose so, but still...

7

 

ANDY, YOU'RE A GOONIE!  DON'T YOU WAKE ME UP, I DON'T WANT THIS DREAM TO END!

8

 

Because, if I thought I were you,

Every word I'd say,

Would come out wrong,

And make me look the other way

You know, if I thought I were you,

Time and time again,

And if I did,

We won't be friends!

9

 

She dreams a champagne dream,

Strawberry surprise,

Pink linen on white paper,

Lavender and cream,

Fields of butterflies,

Reality escapes her...

10

 

Trust me, I wish I was making this stuff up.

11

 

*takes a drag*

 

Oh, I see now...

Sheesh, you spend all last year bitching at me for talking about music and then you devote an entire post to quoting a Fuel song.

Only one part of it that had me wishing I had some of what they had.

I dunno, it makes sense to me.

Really?  Hm.  *whistles softly while walking away*

You should try deciphering a Deftones song. Or a Smashing Pumpkins song. Or anything by Tool or A Perfect Circle. Fuel is nothing compared to the complexity and incomprehensibility of Tool's lyrics.

I'll try that.

I'll bet you don't!