It's his own fault

(it's the yeast)

 

Are you calling Raena a bacteria? I'll cut you!

 

You're gonna have to check your textbooks again. Yeast is a fungus, not a bacteria.

 

*Throws a whole lot of them in barmys left eye*

*catches in mouth*

 

What?  They help with the mustache.

 

*pets mustache*

And now, the tongs.

* takes a really deep drag off from his pipe of Two Rivers tabac, then sits back to enjoy the show *  :D

Two Rivers tabac.  Good stuff.  True Fiddlesticks Leaf only has it beaten by a small margin.

:D :D :D Smarmacral is Canadian and thusly just about the least threatening thing in the universe

Less than a rat eye?

Less threatening than a single strand of hair.

Wifey! *smooch* soooo honey, whatcha want for your anniversary?  ;D

Wifey!  :-* I want... a surprise  :D

you got it!  ;D :-*

A good surprise, or will having a snake fall on you from out of a tree be sufficient?

I was imagining something more along the line of a chocolate pool and...

 

Yeah...

Complete with inflatable chocolate crocodile?

...not quite...

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THREAD IN FIDDLES

YES IT IS

 

oh and I'd like a surprise involving reyler

I don't know about the most, but it's definitely in the top five.

I say it's the most important because it's the closest shot we have at outpacing the Kin, and we'd be doing better if more people were here posting in it!

*starts nailing posts into the ground* Why are we trying to outpost the kin?

Because this is the demesne of Spam and therefore having anyone else outspam us is embarrassing and unacceptable! And because this thread is still like two thousand posts behind theirs  :P

Ahh...i see *hammers in a few more posts*...we better start posting then  :P

MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!

Duno that one...know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song if thats any good?