No.  I don't do spy stuff anymore.

Pleeeeaaaaassssssseeee?

 

*bats her eyelashes and holds up a high-tech gadget*

I told you, I'm retired.  Too many bad memories.  *looks away*

oh Meesh

 

*blush*

......

Just smile and wave.

No.

 

Too stereotypical.

And what's wrong with stereotypes?  I'm telling you.  People getting weird on me.

*smiles maniacally and waves a gun in the air*

We getten us some varmints?

*shoots water randomly at a low-flying mosquito*

YEEEE-haw!  Let's gettem fellers!

I'm a fellAr.

Exactly.  You git tah stay home.  We'll bring it back so's you can skin it an fry it up fer us!  *runs off into the woods, firing his shotgun randomly in the air*

*quotes "The Fishing Song" by Brad Paisley*

 

Look it up, you'll find the relevant passages.

I might just do that.

 

Coincidences.

are entertaining.

And coincidental.

and coinci...

 

Hey, you beat mehere meaniebutt!

I'm the Alpha, you the Omega.  Let's get it straight here.

I dunno, it's awfully twisted and crooked.

only because you keep running on the middle.

How'd I manage that?

Because you wont stay at your place in Omega!

Why can't I just be Iota?