me thinks both of you are strange.

*force-chokes Dammy*  Sith rule!

George Lucas can kiss my meringue.

Is it Lemon?

o/~ Stop right there before I get bitter

There's got to be a better way

Got to be a way to make it sweeter

Little more like lemon meringue~

George Lucas made Star Wars......

 

How could that be a BAD thing?

If you could say what you just said without the slightest bit of sarcasm, I don't think I can explain it to you.

I don't think it's explainable, because there is no possible way that the possibility is at all possible.

*breaks all of meesh's joints backwards and leaves her lying in a dumpster in New York City*

I think I'm safe; not even the most desperate cat would want to eat me.  Or dog.

I'm HIDEOUS!

How little you know of the standards of the things that inhabit Noo Yawk's underbelly.

I wouldn't know.  Cincinnati's as far east as I've gone.

Erm, you don't have to have been there to know it as the whirlpool of human slime that it is.

Yes I do.  It's an unfortunate medical condition I have.

i have no desire to go to New Yark City

Which is why it's coming to you instead. With cheesecake

*intercepts the voyage to steal the cheesecake, then melts into the woodwork*

*which is full of woodworm and termites*

Excellent.

 

I have dessert, and now my main course is provided!

 

 

(>.>  What?  I can eat bugs if I want to!)

Or they can eat you, equal odds.

*smacks 'em all with her tail*

i would eat 'tree rat' if i was stranded on a desserted island.

You wouldn't need to, if it was "dessert"ed.  Really.

Silly squirrel you know what i mean.

Do I though?

 

Do I REALLY?