wtf?

You're allowed to think that, dammy (I know I am :D ), but just randomly play along. I don't think D can hear us over the voices in his head.

"No, just long enough for me to see that he's alone."

"Why do they call it a Future Fruit?" "Because that's where you go when you eat one!"

"How could this be done?  How could I be satisfied?"

Dammit Amazon I don't care if you don't have it currently in-stock, I WANT IT NOW

You are all in the mustard, you can't ketchup.. (but on a related note, the obligatory Voltron reference was cool. Although I always pictured you as Pidge reyler, not the head  ;D)

Hurry up!  Every second is a minute in escape time.  An hour for the Jackal!

Look!  A pine cone!

He checked the bandage on his neck.  The bleeding was slight.  With luck, no more than one suture had burst.

Under what law of man or nature did references to Voltron become obligatory??

None. Deference to Voltron, on the other hand...

on the other hand I have just as many fingers and two extra toes.

Ew, toejam on your hands?

well, mix it with the peanut butter and you've got a sandwich!

what's the bread?  ???

whatever you choose it to be. I pick whole grain for me.

Whole grain's good enough for me.

 

Is this an 'eat Barmy's toejam' competition?

Do you want it to be? Cause I can make more.

If there's a contest going on, can I be the judge?

No, but you can participate. *fills meesh's mouth with toe jam*

EW!  I don't even get peanut butter or bread? Not to mention pickles. Unfair competition, I say!

... Barm posted here?

 

What next, locusts?

Actually, I was gonna go with sheeps blood, but locusts work too.

Except lamb's blood is a preventative measure against plague, not the plague itself.