*he never lands*

But you don't have to land for the fall to kill you.

You've completely fouled up the saying, I see. I'm hardly surprised.

What saying? That came from the gray matter between my ears.

"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing"

I say it's not the beans that kill you, it's the bean stalk.

If the beans don't kill you, they'll still probably kill everyone else due to asphyxiation

I think pie.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

I like my eggs over-easy I say!

Because love of money is the root of all evil, and money is the world's curse.... you know, all that bull-crappy jazz. ;)

Over easy eggs are gross! Over medium is the way to go dude.

Medium rare steak for the win

You need that stuff cooked? Wuss.

i like mine medium. i don't like for it to bleed.

I'm actually not much of a steak person, but if you're going to give me something that's not one step away from being raw, you'd best have made it super tender as opposed to the dry-as-hell thing I usually get. Forks and knives are for wimps, I'll pick that thing up and tear chunks of it off with my teeth.

You would fit right in here in Texas, Reyler.

That is possibly the most insulting thing anyone has ever said to me.

No it isn't...It's one of the highest compliments.

You wish....O.o

 

I understand how you feel about your meat, rey, although I'm too civilized to just pick it up and tear chunks off.

 

I pick up the whole thing on my fork and bite pieces off that way. :D

I'll use a fork in public, but even then I don't dice my meat. I like to get that twisting action in the neck that goes along with tearing your meat. That's where the real strength is in predators, not in the jaws, which need only be able to lock in place, but the neck. That's where the tearing comes from.

 

Also, I look down on people who eat shrimp as a cocktail item without the tails. Not only do I eat them with the tails, I eat crab and lobster with the shell.

i guess that would give it some texture.

Some people like it crunchy.

 

Some like it slimy.

 

beetles, or worms?

Definitely beetles...because once they "pop" you can't stop....(or something like that)

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