ah but the whiping, and the sound  oh dieing , and the frogs, oh the frogs .frink out.

Sounds like a party to me.

but not in my pants or mouth.

Those are places not zoned for fun.

in who's world.

in the world where  some people turn out looking frisian instead of being halfcaste?

Lokiiiiii!!!!!!!!! *Hugggsss*

*steals the teapot from loki's avatar*

*shoves all three spouts in reyler's mouth*

*abruptly changes the subject to something less dirty-sounding*

Meesh, how lewd!  :o  >:(  :-[

Meesh: You go girl! :D

 

Huh? :-\

*giggles*

 

The best part about all of this is:

 

I can be so lewd, crude, nasty, and I don't even know what I'm saying. :D

 

Yay me!

I expect you could expand your level of prurient thought with just the least bit of effort

What if I don't want to?

Then you are a terrible person and I condemn you to die at dawn.

 

Fiddles training almost took over when I typed "person" and instinctively began typing "above me"

Bah.  Dawn.  I'll die in my sleep then.  I'm incapable of waking before 8 am.

I'm capable of waking up before ten, I do every work day; that doesn't mean I'm any good if I do.

Yer point, slave girl?

Sorry, I'm dom, not sub; it is damane to whom you speak

Meh, so explain to me where the screwdriver went.

The side of your head, obviously.

 

I really was going to give a much lewder response, but I almost thought I was being set up for it.

Well, you're learning then, if you were only almost sure.

Ah, well, see, now I'm pretty much convinced that this whole innocence thing is all an act.

Actually, it's not.  Sometimes I can see, in retrospect, how my words could be misread. Sometimes I don't say something because I have a feeling you guys will see it as dirty, somehow. Occasionally, I have to avoid saying something because I KNOW it's dirty. But only once have I looked at a post and had to redirect my thoughts. That was in Word Association.