Yay!..Oh, it's probably gone now, eh.

*behaves as if Ick never was*

I would like to take a moment to point out that the page number is now a numerical palindrome.

It was a page ago. *licks ice cream*

I would like to take a moment to point out that Griefy is a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float.

The one filled with Unicorn-Ogres that had ketchup bottle fights?

I thought today was a thursday?

A Thursday? No, I was sure it was Thestarlocatedatthecenterofoursolarsystemday.

 

Look at that, Ick has been made to accept heliocentricity! That's progress!

Is it just me or does Fiddles move waaaaaaaaaaay more slowly these days?

 

*lashes Fiddlesticks to a raft made of skates*

That's because right now Ick and I seem to be the only ones posting with any regularity. The others, such as they are, are all irregular. I think I'm heading towards a prune and/or fiber joke, but I don't really want to say it.

Yeah, maybe, but the Earth's still flat.

 

You're not helping that much Griefy! Besides, we don't have the privelege of bobsledding UP the hill anymore.

Would you like me to post more regular like rey rey, you seem to like me SO much

Oh god I wish so hard that that website was a satire like the Landover Baptist Church.

Pfft, so silly. The Earth is a rhombic triacontahedron.

The Earth is a kidney stone.

Lodged in the urethra of a nanny-goat named Penny-Sue drifting on a raft of bottlecaps in the middle of Lake Victoria.

When along comes her arch-nemesis, the Pulitzer-prize winning frog on a raft made of peanuts.

It is a tense moment, and the rivals prepare to spring at each other, before the currents take them drifting away from each other at a leisurely pace, and the moment turns awkward as they both pretend not to have seen each other.

Secretly drawing up their dastardly schemes on the back of a passing otter

A sheep hypnotizes them into joining its army by baaing a high C#.

All seemed lost for this rivalry till the sheeps army was attacked by tree stumps, killing the sheep

You goddamn people and your reality television. *changes the Chunnel*

Stated the spinster in the cotton candy dress

I would never wear cotton candy, it's too sticky.