Oh, that's easy: just break the glass.

*glues Ick's eyes open and tattoos his eyeballs*

Oh! You should tattoo eyes on his eyeballs!

How predictabiggle, how jejune.

 

Jejune is one of those words people use to show how pretentious they are.

Well maybe you should tattoo that definition on the eyeballs.

Maybe I should pull your lips around your head and staple them there.

Only if you hug me first because your hugs are worth all the pain in the world <3

Ew gross no please, you're all slimy.

It's to be expected

You dangerous then

There's something rather naughty about that whatever-it-is the fish is hiding in.

-Checking does post count increase in Social Community-

Does it?

Yes it does!

And there are right ways to go about causing it to do so, and then there are wrong ways.

No such thing as wrong.

I AM DA LAW

 

You are also quite handsome.

And also a good actor

And available for only $149.99 when you purchase a new pressure cooker in-store!

Little children sized

Or midget sized.

Midget children sized

Midget gnome child sized?