Dwarf gnome midget sized children!

Mini dwarf gnome midget sized children!

Four out of the five major food groups covered right there.

What group isn't covered? Chocolate?

Bondage faeries. But that's okay, they get stuck in my teeth.

Well that's the end of the bondage faires

Unless the first few got stuck in her teeth and throat and she died before finishing them. Then it is the end of rainbow haired hungry people.

You know, it's generally a good idea to check the size of images before you spam them.

Well, it's off the page, so it can't officially count.

 

Also, these new forums allow you to resize your pictures while posting! Pretty cool. Might be cooler if it actually had an effect on the post.

No, coding it right into the img tag takes care of that. Otherwise it just auto-resizes it if it's too big. Not that anyone pays attention to these things other than me, apparently.

You are sensitive

THERE'S THE RIGHT WAYS AND THERE'S THE WRONG WAYS

 

MY WAYS ARE THE RIGHT WAYS

If what I'm doing is wrong, then I want to be!

Ye shalln't, ye shalln't be anything at all *disavows*

Do not push the red button. Please, don`t push it.

I prefer to poke at the pink button *shall*

Well someone has to poke the pink button, guess it was you

And somebody had to be wedged down the garbage disposal, I guess it was you *stuffs him down the drain*

*yells out as he falls*"totally worth it"

... does your nonexistent fictional country not have sinks that come equipped with machines in the drain which grind and rend food into small chunks for easy pipe transit?

His fictional country? His thingy to the left says Australia mis plantet of the apes. So your world is fictional.

Gads, you're dense. I've only spent the last four years now trying to convince him that Australia (Oztrlya, as I spell it) doesn't actually exist, and, by extension, neither does he.

It could be a movie inside a movie sort of thing

The only movie you're likely to be in would air on the Sci-Fi Channel. Or Lifetime.