The crutch of the lazy.

Then kick the crutch

THE COLORS DUKE, THE COLORS

Popsicle any one?

Popsicle yourself *stuffs Boyo into the freezer*

This is nice... at least I'm not sweating anymore.

On the downside, the layer of sweat you had going in has accelerated the freezing process.

And your frosty glare sure doesn't hurt

It doesn't? It must need calibration, then.

And I would have thought you would keep your tools sharp

Not everyone polishes them daily, kiddo.

Well you mustn't have very nice tools to polish

I have a hacksaw, at any rate *saws off your head and rolls it into the muddy riverbed*

*uses opportunity to view local wildlife*

*which constitutes of penguins and wolverines*

 

beetle-juice beetle-juice beetle-juice!!!!

Not as creepy

Not actually a lot of decent quality screengrabs from the cartoon, and Michael Keaton is only creepy when he's not trying to be.

The snake railing was pretty cool

No, Mr. Hummer Driver, you do not cross from one parking lot to the next by driving over the concrete partition between them.

But it's easier

And it turned out anyway that he was a customer who was picking up and paying the remaining balance on a $1400.00 order. Go figure.

Big order, must have thought noone would care

Or the stupid turlingdrome got lost and couldn't be arsed.