Oh Ricky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcWJLJZ8PZs

No no.... Not de pants!

I'm not sure what bothers me more, the fact that I remembered that commercial from over a decade ago, or the fact that I was able to find it with no trouble on Youtube.

Or the fact that is seamlessly transitions into a Lion King reference.

Okay, I get that they couldn't get Jeremy Irons back for the Lion King portions of Kingdom Hearts 2, but couldn't they at least have found someone who could do a passable impression, rather than the guy they got?

Never played any of the Kingdom Heart games... they're an unholy mingling of pure bread RPG games with lesser RPG games. Namely FF with anything else... They also mixed in Disney... It's just not right.

It is very right. Anyway pretty much all games have a bit of RPG in them nowadays.

 

Also there are more than five threads here.

Five threads of what?

Spam. The sixth one is Kevin Bacon.

Ah I'm #3.

Well your name has 3 characters.

And none of those character are from War and Peace.

 

You can tell because they're easy to pronounce.

You mean you can tell. I can tell because you said so.

That's pretty much all you should live by, reyler said so.

Yes Reyler. What should I eat for breakfast?

I command you to swallow your own head.

And become a Blaintologist

Screw Parker and Stone, screw them in the back of the head as would a funny-looking bird whilst being narrated by David Attenborough.

South Park narrated by David Attenborough, would be awesome

I still can't figure out what the bird found so arousing about the back of that guy's head.

He stored ice cream in it?

I think the bird would have in fact had less reason to wish to fornicate with ice cream than with the back of a man's head.

I beg to differ, I have seen the backs of some rather spectacular heads.

Yes, well, different strokes for different folks.