*into the bunker* =/

Nothing can protect your mind.

A rey rey trench buster

*saws off badcream's head, ostensibly to test for rabies, but mostly because he had it coming*

Am I coming or going

If we run you through the blender without the lid on, a little of both, I'd say.

*sets up platform in blender to run along*

You can't do that!!

*presses the button for "puree"*

Are you making a smoothie?

Considering the primary ingredient is badcrust over there, I think it'll be too gritty to qualify.

Maybe some sort of paste, then?

Bad paste?

For people with bad taste!

Edited September 14, 201114 yr by mmeeshal

*has levelled such an accusation at meesh a time or two*

Yeah, what's your point?

The beak of a hummingbird, what's yours?

A needle and some thread.

*sews meesh's mouth shut*

 

*sews shut all of meesh's orifices*

*uses American Sign Language to curse out rey-rey*

That's an awful lot of effort put into something that could be summed up in a single gesture.

I find it offensive to birds, and I like having them on my side.

Why? They're terrible at dodgeball.

But not at flying.

Tell that to the cassowary.