MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK *kick Sir Alvin in the ears*

I think that's a baseless statement.

I recall using the Who's On First sketch to insult badclod once. Good times, good times.

Using it to insult someone?  Which thread?

Oh good lord, I can't keep track of 40k of spam.

So, if we ever have to hide from you, just do it in 40 kilograms of spam?

THERE BE NO SHELTER HERE

THE FRONT LINE IS EVERYWHERE

Surely at some point it must become the back?

Zack de la Rocha was never much fussed about practical concerns.

How thick is spam?

Depends on how thick you slice it?

*senses a fart joke in there somewhere*

Yet you didn't let it out?

*punches Sir Alvin in the throat*

How did I get knighted again?  Alvin Thumb-biter?

I'm am as yet undecided as to whether it should be Thumb-Biter or Thumbbiter. Probably makes more sense with the hyphen.

For aesthetic reasons?

I am concerned with little else here, you may have noticed.

Thank you for giving me permission to have noticed. I will proceed to have done so.

Temporal relativism hypermode go!

The philosophy of the modern age. No temporal discrimination: To each his own time.

Time is a river; occasionally there are waterfalls.

 

I may have stated this before. That's okay.

So, you're saying time occasionally moves rapidsly?

When spelled correctly, yes.

rapids..  waterfall... rapidsly?