Can I hire you to do it for me? I'm sure I still have at least a liter of blood left...

*beats you up and takes your lunch money*

That wasn't exactly what I had in mind...

Since when is anything she does "Exactly what you had in mind"?

Is today Monday? I think today is Monday.

That was exactly what I had in mind.

Your mind is a kaleidoscope *shakes it*

*turns into a flower*

*the bees pollinate you*

Hope he's got the Stamen-a for it

*slices you up the middle and kicks you into shark-infested waters*

We're such good friends, she calls me Chum

*sigh* I knew before I even typed that what your response would be. Bored now. *flays you*

Flay you, Flay me; Flay it for always

That's the way it should be

Flay you, Flay me; sew it together

So Unnaturally

 

I had a dream I had an awesome dream

People in the park playing games in the dark

And what they played was a masquerade

And from behind the walls of stone a voice was crying out

 

 

Scarily enough, I didn't have to touch the actual first chorus too for it to still sound creepy

 

Then again, with how today's humor blog is, I should maybe save up any creativity for next week instead

You only have a limited supply after all

And what with his dealer getting narced on and all.

Narc? Zort? Hey brain, wot're we going to do tonight?

Same thing we do every night, macrame

Is that with the noodles and cheese sauces? Yummy!

Well it aint with candle wax

I WILL KNOW MORE THINGS THAN THEY KNOW

Faboooooooo

What I want to know is why I was depicted as mocking schoolgirls.

When?

You tell me; you wrote it.