I've only tampered with one post in an unofficial capacity and it wasn't one of yours. I'm not meesh.

Well you do lack a tail

I suppose I should say something funny here?

It would be a nice change of pace, wouldn't it?

But also unsportsmanlike.

We're not into sport here. Jigsaws, now, that's another matter.

I saw a jig once. And then it flew off

Perhaps it had to meet a gavotte.

Running up and down Mount Everest?

With a banjo on my patella.

Well, you know what they say. I don't, but I know you do.

I know what they're supposed to say, but the jerks won't stay on script.

Did they have to go to a moutain to see it

Mice, mice and epoxy!

Yes, Rodent Glue, coming soon to a hardware store near you

FINALLY! I ordered that shipment 8 years ago!

Back when you were still Christopher Robin?

What does that make me? A load of Pooh?

Pretty sure you're Alice Liddell.

And rey rey is definately not eeyore

I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Come to show us all a grim future indeed

There are ponies, actually.

 

You've got one tethered to each limb. *readies the signal*

Dibs on the left arm!

If you feel like dusting it off when the attendant pony stops running.