And pirates and ninjas , oh my.

One of those things is stupid, and the other one is pirates. It is the law.

Have you thought about taking up preaching? I'll Be the choir . Together we will answer the important questions like 'was Jesus Mexican and are we all saying his name wrong?' and 'can evolution be proved by the existence of mystery meat?'

I can't; I've always disliked the word "frock".

That a relief, i can't sing anyway, childhood incident with a pineapple you see. *shudders*

I had an employer once who had a BB lodged in the bone under her cheek. She didn't even know it was there until she had x-rays done for something completely unrelated.

How do you get a bloody bunny lodged in your cheek?

If she knew that, it wouldn't have been a story.

They have to come from somewhere... And manufacturing is a lie. Henry ford was just a time traveller and brought those cars from the future

Then he invoked a paradox because cars sure don't look like that no mores nope nope

 

Also time travel is stupid and don't let SD tell you different.

Your black is showing. It looks watermelony. And fashion. It's a circular thing cuz people are lazy.

Goddammit Dragonmunted and your broken goddamn coding

Heh. Dragonmunted. That sound uncomfortable and erotic at the same time.

Or Druggiemount. Or whatever else I feel like calling it whenever the forum software does something dumb.

Dragonmewl when it's being suitably pathetic and playful?

I can't say I've run across that particular experience.

Then clearly you should have gone sliding with the crying man.

Ew, men *durstn't approve*

But but... they taste just as good as women. All pie is good pie.

Not by the Rock's definition of pie.

Fine, lets go all Tim Minchin about this

I would have been okay with pastrami, personally.

Its n unicorn flesh

Mia Farrow could do with a good devouring anyway.

Meh I'm greedy, I'll eat anything