Even haggis?

What's wrong with haggis? Its actually quite nice, like a big sausage. Just gota suppress the gag reflex and you're away and having lovely hagis

Putting the big sausage in your mouth requires suppressing the gag reflex.

 

Gotcha.

*reflexively gags reyler*

*chews through it*

I knew I shouldn't have used strawberry laces

Life is a learning experience.

 

Mostly involving learning how not to die.

Obviously I'm not very good at taking that lesson in

*drills holes in your skull that the crickets might nest there*

DONT PANIC

I had a picspam of Zaphod Beeblebrox ready to go like two weeks ago but Druggiemount won't let me paste text into the text field and the IMG popup wouldn't close whether you had pasted a url or not and I didn't want to manually type out the entire address so I didn't post anything and just kind of got burnt out and went away and made papercraft

Yay papercraft~

Ye cats, had it really been so long since this thread was posted in?

I'll answer when someone posts again in 6 months.

Assuming you live so long!

*dies*

And all was as it should be.

All?  Everything?

Well, no, I'm not universally worshipped, with temples built in my honor and all that, but we'll get there.

What do these temples look like?  Fountains of blood and ripped spines for columns? 

No, they've got one of those already, minus the blood fountains, but it's Catholic.

...  Will have to look that up

http://www.sedlecossuary.com/

Oh my stars and garters

You wear garters?