What. That doesn't even sound dirty.

In this place it doesn't matter

Boyo, Barm, and badcrunk all in the space of eight hours? Have I entered Bizarro World today?

That is a great comic. If you find yourself in it do let me know.

YOU AM NOT SUPERMAN

But he am not is the boy wonder...

*tries to parse that and gets something about Barm wondering about boys*

I think soybomb is broken.

You get the paste, I'll get the drill; we'll have him ship-shape in no time.

 

And then once he's shaped like a ship, maybe we can finally get some use out of him.

A space ship or a sea ship?

Let's make him a courtship; then we can sue him.

That's raising the bar

*pushes Sir Alvin into the shark tank and preemptively vetoes any puns about chum*

There's plenty of others, you know.  just saying

Ooh, ooh, can you do peanut butter puns?!?

Not if he's at all enamored of his lungs.

I personally think my spleen rather fetching

I thought you had a dog for that.

Roadkill

Saw a place called Roadkill Cafe. Encountered some roadkill within minutes of driving past. Should I have told them so they could add it to their menu?

They probably have a guy go around before dawn with a really big spatula.

Shovel?

Fly swatter?

The "A" stands for AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE

LOUD ENOUGH?