He got his ears transplanted from an elephant.

The man is a doctor, show some respect.

An impressive doctor if he did the transplant himself.

I'm pretty sure they're his natural ears. He does, after all, come from a place where words grow on trees because money doesn't.

Was that Ben Stiller?

Are you Estelle Getty?

Yes.

Then oughtn't you be getting back into your grave? *hefts shovel meaningfully*

If you dig it, they will come.

Spade and neutered?

I like Diamonds and .... can't say what else...

... Piña coladas?

Yarrrgh, thar be cold winds blowin'

So put a sweater on, the thermostat is at 68 and that's where it's staying.

Don't you know there's kids in Africa that wish for cold weather like this?

Don't you know there's kids in Africa that wish they could use your hollowed out skull as a toilet?

Would that make my face flushed?

I think your face would be getting used as a dish rag.

I prefer the tiger rag

I think you prefer the Tiger Beat.

I had to google that, thankfully.   That's one reference I don't feel bad about missing

Honestly my only awareness of it comes from mentions of it in articles talking about Kirk Cameron and why he got away with being a horrible cock on the set of Growing Pains.

Blueberry muffin and buffalo biscuits...