I'm sorry you have a headache. I don't mean to be so overly obnoxious that I make everyone's blood-pressure rise.

 

Must be a skin condition or something.

 

 

it's ok. i'm drinking it right back down

Oh thank the light this is over.

it was the math talk that gave me a headache. numbers have stopped.

 

i really need something to shoot with tho. it would feel good to shoot the crap out of a tree right now.

Oh thank the light this is over.

 

 

sorry. edgy. you know how the females get in the kennel when they get all riled.

I'm gone.

LOL

 

Just read this.

 

Sitting in a bar with a friend and I notice two lonely looking sad guys sitting across from me.

I turn to my friend and point over at them and say "look at those poor fools, that could be us in another 10 years"

My friend smacks me upside the head and says "you're looking in a mirror dip $hit"

is that a lol or a sad?

you said lol so i will.... lol....

and drink.

LOL b/c it wasn't me saying it!

lol!

I have 9,915 emails in my inbox. That doesn't include the ones I've archived. Am I a pack rat?

you never know when you might want to do a reread.

you asked what 12/21 was. i thought you meant channukah. it's the day the american girl with the dragon tattoo comes out.

it's both but i'm guessing its the movie thats relevant

ic an not see the picture

yes i can, and it makes me smile. thank you.

yes, this is what i want for channukah

The title of this picture should be "A$$ Whooping Cometh"

 

 

No that isn't a photoshop job either.

why would it be?

ROFLMAO

 

So I'm reading this story about how Coca Cola moved their secret formula from the bank that it had been stored in since the twenties to this new vault:

 

 

 

 

Someone posted a comment.

 

It said:

 

Spoiler alert....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then of course all the inbred idiots with now sense of humor had to start pointing out that a list of ingredients is not a formula. Thank you captain obvious.

Edited December 11, 201114 yr by paetric

Does the word "pi$$" violate the CoC?

they don't list the coca but there's still some in there.