Whereas, when I'm talking in person, my tongue and my brain are sadly out of sync, and I stumble over my words quite a lot.

 

--Brandon Sanderson

And rather than having one fairly understandable statement, I end up increasing that to several paragraphs of mumbling and stumbling.

 

--Brandon Sanderson

Quite obnoxious, really.

 

--Brandon Sanderson

I have that problem too :P

So, rather than enduring all the awkward pauses and strange looks and whatnot, I instead choose to avoid most social interaction with people I don't know, if I can.

 

--Brandon Sanderson

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