Doctors' Comments On Patient Charts:

 

"The patient refused an autopsy."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."

"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

 

 

"By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."

Hey, let's everybody remember the rating of this forum as well as the comfort of every member, please! =)

 

And those are funny, Ayla!

where did you find those patient cards?

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

 

...bad times

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

 

 

 

But I love grapefruit!

 

And here

Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.

I canNOT eat grapefruit. Or drink grapefruit juice. It...disgusts me. XD

Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

They were as good friends as the people on “Friends.”

Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances.

The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo.

The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

and with that I must leave you

Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.

 

XD

Loooool :)

 

Grapefruit