I have a scratch mark down my nail where the guinea pig bit me

*calm noises*

*insane thoughts*

shiny morning

hi

Bonjour :)

shiny. morning. yes.

my mom sent me this spam so i spam it here.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE:

 

As I was lying in bed watching the clouds go by, and pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

 

 

1. If walking is good for your health, the Postman would be immortal!

 

 

 

 

2. A Whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and yet it is fat!

 

 

3. A Rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years!

 

 

4. A Tortoise doesn't run. In fact, it does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years!

 

 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so!

 

 

I'm retired. Go around me!

*calm thoughts*

 

nice and quiet now.

 

weird.

i'd spam the rest of her e-mails... but we don't have a PG-13 rule in my family.

afternoons

hey howdy

my mom sent me this spam so i spam it here.

 

 

 

IMPORTANT HEALTH MESSAGE:

 

As I was lying in bed watching the clouds go by, and pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the Tortoise life for me!

 

 

1. If walking is good for your health, the Postman would be immortal!

 

 

 

 

2. A Whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and yet it is fat!

 

 

3. A Rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years!

 

 

4. A Tortoise doesn't run. In fact, it does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years!

 

 

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so!

 

 

I'm retired. Go around me!

 

Yeah all of our postmen are chubby.

mine's in good shape but she has to dodge a lot of dogs when she gets out of the car.

.... too early for honey or ok cause it's saturday, do ya think?

Are you doing anything today?

nothing that involves leaving the house.

god willing and the creeks don't rise.

i did open the shades though and it's a winter wonderlandand very bright and shiny. looks like powdered sugar all over the tree branches which is all i see from here.

Ok. Now the sun has gone and left only the cold

and the stars. and the peace.

....and god wasn't willing, cause he stuck a lot of snow to the dish and i just had to go out and clean it, but as always, he was right. bracing and lovely out there. and warm by comparison in here now. could have done with some more clothes, but it was quick.

Is so cold

I can be a dragon inside

*dragon noises*