Just a bland series of "How are you?" "Good, you?" "Good. What's up?" "Not much. You?" "Not much."

And of course I'm not going to contribute a bunch of information to get the conversation going.

I already know everything I can say.

I tire of giving people new topics, new thoughts, of making them laugh or smile all for nothing.

So maybe now, after a series of benefitless friendships,

That lack benefits only for me of course,

Is it really so difficult to understand why a person should maybe work a little for my attentions?

Not online of course.

That would be silly.

I come here to type and will do so.

But for in person relationships it is perfectly logically to refuse speaking until the other person has given some reason for me to speak with them.

I'm not claiming to be some kind of prize.

I'm not saying that I am better than everyone else.

I'm just saying that I get really tired of a endless stream of socially normal people deciding we are friends and not leaving me alone.

If you spend all of your time struggling to be exactly like your friends in every single way,

then may I just ask you,

Why should I ever come to like you more then them?

Your friends and you are all the same. So once on of you bothers me for a while I know how you all behave.

I admit not knowing all of your individual reasons for conforming,

But regardless,

It makes you drab.

If you spend all your time being someone else then you are not unique.

You are drab.

And not worth my time.

I prefer friends, and people in general who are... well them. Unique. Different. Quirky.