A person should do something unique or prove themselves apart from the social norm in order for me to so much as talk to them.

Otherwise they all decide that they need at least one dorky and socially awkward friend and tow me along everywhere they go and bug me all the time.

I despise social obligations.

By being mute to people I have no reason to like or who haven't gained my interest,

I prove that I am apart from the social norm.

This may be different from the way that others think,

But it is,

none-the-less,

logic.

I don't understand what is so confusing about it.

Or why people think that something must be wrong with me to think and behave in such a way.

So now I have to wait until I move somewhere else, to start over, to start acting like this.

Such a drag.

And now I have spammed you with the awkward thoughts of a crazy person.

I'll be back after this commercial break.

BUY THIS

 

Back now, but still leaving.

Because I am terrible like that.

And before you point it out,

I could obviously continue talking for business purposes.

I also recently rewrote the lyrics of "Raise your glass" by Pink to be pro-Harry Potter and anti-Twilight.

You're welcome Potterheads.

Sucks to be you, Tweeks.

I might just make a video of it... hmm...

Anyhow, bye.