Anyway you look at it, someone is going to be having fun.

yeah especially with more than 6 billion people on one planet

yeah especially with more than 6 billion people on one planet

 

Thats a lot of wax....

.... so these thoughts are now mine by definition... the dark one will be pleased...

Those are good thoughts to be known for!

i'll try to embrace that thought

*is glad no one is in the room to see me laughing at Rugrats All Grown Up.

But now we all know.

So, I had this friend in high school and somewhere along the lines he made it his goal in life to kill me.

And now my computer says I have to take a shower...

 

O.o HUH?????

 

His computer has a timer on it that tells him when to shower. He's mentioned it before.

 

*blinkblink* .... Interesting......

 

*is glad no one is in the room to see me laughing at Rugrats All Grown Up.

 

Heheheheh. That belongs in the guilty pleasures thread

What method does he intend to use? Bad driving, unsafe roller coasters, Tequila, Brownie overdose?

Attempt 1.

 

We were sitting in his basement watching Mission Impossible. I had a glass of soda in my hand resting on my leg, he had a pair of scissors. He pretended to throw them, and really let them go. The scissors broke the glass right at where I was holding it and a shard of glass cut my finger.

Attempt 2.

 

I was sitting in a field with headphones on and reading a book, out of nowhere he runs up and I can feel the vibrations in the ground so I look up. He jumps over me, missing kicking my head right in the temple by a couple inches.

There were other various attempts, but I think by far number 1 was the most serious.

He would just get this look in his eye and I knew he was going to try something. To this day I still would not trust him anywhere near me with sharp objects.

But that's ok.

 

Wow that post doesn't fit in with the story you are telling now!

 

Why didn't you kill him first?

Edited October 12, 201114 yr by paetric

Because she's nice :)P

She's of the shadow.

The "watch this!" look. Even unstated it is still the mating call of the ambulance.

Hahahahha Turin you make me smile very often

Well, we were still friends and clearly he didn't succeed. I don't know where that streak came from. I trusted him enough to be alone with him watching a movie.

Edited October 12, 201114 yr by leelou

Did you ever publicly humiliate him?

Not that I recall.

Hmmm..... The Taint has him....

Aye, that it did.