Maybe the only thing about being a teenager that I miss is my creativity.

I feel like a husk of my former self.

Anyway, something that WASN'T creative that I thought of doing to spam up this one thread--

And this thread, located in Fiddles, had a very noble goal, which was to have more posts than views.

The thing about growing up is, you can become a new person :)

Which was actually possible on DM7, but has no longer been possible since the switch to DM8.

The thing about growing up is, you can become a new person :)

Very true...I don't mind growing up, I just miss the effortless creativity of my younger years. I've learned a lot, though, and overall I'd say I'm a better person than I was then.

 

Not hard to do; I was a total brat when I was a teen. >.>

--So, to help this thread, I thought of an idea, ages ago.

Terrible idea, but it's effective.

It's called....

 

The 999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall song.

Although I think I'll change it to Bottles of Taint.

Alcohol is bad. Bad alcohol!

Taint is good. Good Taint!

So, without further ado...

And accompanied by some random thought in each post, to make it not quite boring...

*starts to sing*

 

999,999,999 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,999 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,998 bottles of Taint.

 

And I have not got a water buffalo...

999,999,998 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,998 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,997 bottles of Taint.

 

I bought the last Eragon book tonight.

Edited November 10, 201114 yr by mmeeshal

999,999,997 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,997 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,996 bottles of Taint.

 

I'm kinda excited to read it.

999,999,996 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,996 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,995 bottles of Taint.

 

I mean, I've read all of the other Inheritance cycle books, and I'm anxious to see how it works out.

999,999,995 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,995 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,994 bottles of Taint.

 

But I'm not sure if I'm going to actually like it.

999,999,994 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,994 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,993 bottles of Taint.

 

I mean, I don't doubt Paolini is a much better writer than he was when he wrote Eragon.

999,999,993 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,993 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,992 bottles of Taint.

 

I personally think there are some things that he can't really fix now. Like, I don't know what's going to happen or anything, but some things I'm sure he could have done better, if he'd written the first book NOW as opposed to THEN.

999,999,992 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,992 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,991 bottles of Taint.

 

If that makes sense.

999,999,991 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,991 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,990 bottles of Taint.

 

Anyway, we'll see, I guess.

999,999,990 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,990 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,989 bottles of Taint.

 

*posts a few just the countdown for speed*