999,999,989 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,989 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,988 bottles of Taint.

I remember it starting at 99.... :P

 

Oh dear how long is she going to go?

999,999,988 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,988 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,987 bottles of Taint.

999,999,987 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,987 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,986 bottles of Taint.

999,999,986 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,986 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,985 bottles of Taint.

999,999,985 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,985 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,984 bottles of Taint.

999,999,984 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,984 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,983 bottles of Taint.

 

I'd do ALL of them that way, but that's too much like cheating.

999,999,983 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,983 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,982 bottles of Taint.

999,999,982 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,982 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,981 bottles of Taint.

999,999,981 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,981 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,980 bottles of Taint.

999,999,980 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,980 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,979 bottles of Taint.

 

So I'll just do MOST of them that way. >.>

999,999,979 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,979 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,978 bottles of Taint.

999,999,978 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,978 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,977 bottles of Taint.

999,999,977 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,977 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,976 bottles of Taint.

999,999,976 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,976 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,975 bottles of Taint.

999,999,975 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,975 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,974 bottles of Taint.

999,999,974 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,974 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,973 bottles of Taint.

 

And now something of substance--I found this group called Gregorian, from a CD of theirs that was in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart.

999,999,973 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,973 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,972 bottles of Taint.

999,999,972 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,972 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,971 bottles of Taint.

999,999,971 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,971 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,970 bottles of Taint.

999,999,970 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,970 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,969 bottles of Taint.

999,999,969 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,969 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,968 bottles of Taint.

999,999,968 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,968 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,967 bottles of Taint.

 

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

-Ayn Rand

999,999,967 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,967 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,966 bottles of Taint.

999,999,966 bottles of Taint on the wall, 999,999,966 bottles of Taint, take one down, pass it around, 999,999,965 bottles of Taint.