Awesome, you can help LZM then

*runs*

There's more than one wild goose Shad. And one is at this very minute, strutting around its goose den, packing up its shotguns and pistols and bows and what not.

 

He's coming for you.........

Well, that's not too intimidating I suppose.

Fire-breathing geese are the worst.

Fire-breathing geese are the worst.

Their like mini dragons. What they lack for in size the make up for in temperament.

In my substantial (Discworld) experience, mini dragons are mostly good at blowing themselves up.

With a hefty happy appetite I'm a hefty happy Pooh.

(With a hefty happy appetite he's a hefty happy Pooh.)

I hereby declare

my sincere intentions

to microwave a plate of leftover spaghetti

wish me luck

godspeed to you, Shad

my god

I failed

I'd forgotten that the microwave was broken

this spaghetti is cold

oh bitter cruel pasta

My mp3 folder contains over 60,000 files.

Is that excessive?

Also cold spaghetti is just stupid.

Edible, but stupid.

banana

also, banana