You can just throw your spaghetti in a cooking pan, add some water to it, and make sure nothing remains on the bottom for long enough that it can stick to the pan (the water also helps avoiding this). It's pretty easy and you actually don't have to continuously stir it. On top of that, it's faster than the microwave.

I see you got a new avatar, by the way.

Also, I severely need to improve my cooking-related English vocabulary.

I had to look up almost every second word.

Full scale failure occurred due to premature sauce coverage.

My avatar changes with my Mafia games

I had a dream last night that someone introduced themselves to me as "Trespassers Will".

Because that's what Piglet thinks his grandfather's name was.

Because of the sign nailed to the tree he lives in.

God help me.

also banana

How do you even remember such things?

Like, I got a pretty good memory, including very early childhood, and I loved Winneh the Pooh when I was 2, but I can't remember things like that.

Because I watch The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh ~3 times every single day.

One of those things they don't tell you about kids.

They like to watch the same thing

Always

Forever

Endlessly

My knowledge of heffalumps and woozles is vast.

Well I've heard about that plenty of times.

Not to mention that I remember watching The Lion King a lot when I was about 5.

And my brothers have watched that one even more.

Cuz they still remember the full text of the movie from start to finish.

In Dutch, admittedly.