.....fat, her belt size is the equator!

I got one, but probably over pg-13. You have been warned...

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around all week!

 

awwwww, krak, that was just bad!

 

yo mommas so hairy, when you came out you got carpet burn!

Yo mamma... is soooooo fat. When she jump for joooy... shegetstuck.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmygod Krak. haha, bad. 20 points.

 

 

20 to Barm for his...issues.

yo mommas so dumb, we told her there was a serial killer on the loose and she ran to hide the froot loops!

Yo mama so fat, whenever she sits down she has to radio in for landing permission.

 

You mama so ugly, people look at ed and sigh.

Your momma is so fat that she doesn't get out of bed, the bed gets out of her.

 

Your momma is so fat that gravity feels violated.

 

 

 

Nyn

nice one!

 

yo mommas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat and walks down the street, people call out "taxi!"

Yo Mamma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

Yo Mamma so fat...

 

 

... well sort of speaks for itself doesn't it

 

*shudders while stabbing Berf*

20 to Barm for his...issues.

 

Russel Peters!

Yo mamma so fat, when she sunbathe, she take up the entire beach.

 

 

One does not simply walk into yo mamma... they have to duck a little first

 

Yo Mamma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

 

 

Yo Mamma so fat...

 

 

... well sort of speaks for itself doesn't it

 

 

 

Typical Dreadlord fail. heh

100 pts to Blackie for starting this thread. I lol'd for real at some of them.

yo mommas so fat, when she goes whale watching the whales sing "we are family!"

Yo momma is so fat she has a tattoo of the united states on her stomach and underneath it reads "actual size"

 

Yo momma so she plays hopscotch by state.

 

yo momma is so crosseyed when she bent over to pick up a dime she got 2 nickles.

 

yo momma is so ugly so you wouldnt throw up she stuck you in a corner and fed you with a slingshot.

 

i can go on all day but ill let others have a go.

1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

 

2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

 

3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

 

4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

 

5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

 

6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

 

7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

 

8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

 

9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

 

10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

 

4. was the best

Yo Momma's so fat she has type 2 diabetes and we're really worried about her health.

Yo Momma's so fat she has type 2 diabetes and we're really worried about her health.

 

sssss, daaaammnnn, XD

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your momma is so old, she's heard all these lame jokes before.

ed wins the thread right there.

So are you like... ed's new groupie? Or is he bribing you with points to follow him around like this? Much depends on your answer, Blackie :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn