Groupie Kitty

Will watch your gear for you.

Edited June 30, 201115 yr by Blackhoof

1. Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

 

2. Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers

 

3.Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

 

4. Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

Yo mama so annoying she let your six year old bro play Black Ops and had the nerve to complain about graphic images on peoples playercard.

Yo mamma...is NYN!!!!!

 

*raspberries*

 

*flees for her sorry little life*

Yo momma is such a skank she can guess the flavour of a popsicle by sitting on it.

<8O ... that was naughty... lol

Yo momma's so fat she sees a school bus and yells "STOP THAT TWINKY!"

 

Yo momma's so poor I stepped on a cigarette in your house and she said "Hey! Who turned off the heater!?"

 

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change

 

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born they slapped her face

 

Yo momma's so fat she sank the Titanic when she got on

 

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and everyone screamed "TSUNAMI!"

 

Yo momma's so poor she found a penny and screamed "I'm rich!"

Yo mamma's so fat when people throw rocks they go into orbit

Yo mamma's so old she got bored of this thread ages ago.

20 points to Barm