It's a boy. Now, where would one, hypothetically, go to sell a perfectly good baby boy on the black market. I have until the beginning of April to figure it out. >.>

rabbits or bunnies, pets or meat?

er, i mean congratulations.

 

and new york. they pay too much.

 

 

Hey congratulations! As for the sale, you should try an EBay auction.

A little monkey boy.

 

 

Best of luck with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Congratulations, Mighte. I'm sure you'll find just the right thing to do with him.

Congratulations Mighte :)

These are horrible ideas! If I had points to give, I'd not give them. In fact, I deduct fifty billion points from all of you!

 

>:(

 

Thanks for the congrats, though. I'm still looking for a likely hillside on which to leave him for the fairies.....

 

I suppose I am a trolloc.....I could just eat him. >.>

Feed it to your other young. Easy.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

I'm not sure whether "gross" or "grats" is the proper response. Both?

Groats?

Groddy?

O_o

 

 

 

 

Enjoy the endless nights of crying and suckling at your teet, Mighte!

Mat got her used to it years ago. It's a no brainer for her.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

am i the only one who finds the miracle of life kinda... creepy?

No, you are not. It's why I find that description amusing.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

it seems like there could be a less... invasive and messy system. i could adjectivise further but... making me feel icky.

Congrats, Sis!

Giving birth is messy, painful and *blerch*

 

Good luck with that!

You would know, Eli. You've done it more than I have.

Fornicating with Mat? *gasp*

 

 

Now lets take a step back here. Gasping? A bit of an overreaction perhaps, BUT! it really adds to that dramatic tone of the question/deceleration and therefore I think I've managed to tiptoe around the boundary between sort of believable to hardly believable.

 

 

Carry on.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

LoL you only have to do it once to know how painful it is.

I disagree. I don't have to do it at all to know how painful it is. :P

 

 

 

Nyn

hahaha Nyn you can speculate... Your speculations I will concur are probably correct ;)

its not the just the pain, it's the... whole...

 

nvm.

I had an emergency c-section. Hardly painful at all. I just couldn't poop for two weeks. :P