*sees two people heading straight towards him and dives for cover under a table*

 

*grabs his inflatable hammer, Masher and waits for someone to mash*

 

Oho, methinks your mini-Masher is no match for my mini-RSBB!

 

*whirls m-RSBB in a nunchuck-like manner as she advances on the MG*

*hits Cads int he head with a table leg*

*uses Masher to block Cad's attack, before leading a volley of blows on her*

 

Well, I am hunting for the full size Masher!!!!

*hits Corki in the head too*

*trips Danya before she can make contact with her table leg*

 

Serves you right little missy for launching a sneak attack! :lol:

 

*wards off most of the blows of the mini-Masher, giving as good as she gets, and looks around, hoping Steel will come to her aide*

*trips and falls, knocking herself out on the edge of a table*

*gets hit on the head by table leg and swings around and aims blows at Danya*

 

Grrr!!!

 

*turns back to block Cad's attacks*

*smashes corki over the head with a table*

*Corki's mighty powerful head breaks the table in half*

 

*Mashes Steel with Masher*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!!!!

*gets knocked back by the masher and runs back in punching corki*

Thanks Steel!

 

*winks, grins cheekily, and then thwaps him in gratitute*

 

MG, I don't think I've brawled with you before, but your head sure is sturdy!!

 

*upends an empty keg over Corki so he is blinded and his arms are pinned to his sides*

 

*tosses a couple Privates at Danya and her table leg*

*picks up caddy and smacks corki with her* Is that enough help?

Ooof! *is smacked against Corki in his barrel, with Steel's hands holding her around the upper legs*

 

Uh... yes... that's... enough... help... now... Steel!!

 

*in an incredible feat of strength and flexibility, wraps her arms around the barrel in a big hug, then backbends so her legs come up over her head and fling Steel across the room*

*Swaggers in, unsheathes guitar, and smashes it in Corki's face ala David Bowie in Gunslinger's Revenge*

*Staunters in and sits on the only chair left standing (the masher destroys all) grabs a bottle of whiskey, smashes it open on poor Apollo's head and begins to drink*

*slams into wall hearing a few ribs break* nice kick *runs back into the fight hitting everyone that moves*

*Walks in*

*Is hit by Steel*

*SIGH*

 

*K.O*

*lands on his side and rolls across the floor in his barrel, knocking people over as if he was playing ten-pin bowling*

 

Strike!!!!

 

And Duinn, be thankful that was not Brew! You can get punished for spilling Brew! ;)

*SHOCK!!!!!!*

 

alright law dog you want a peace O me.......

 

*reaches into his saddle bags and pulls out Two larg boxes of PUSH-UP pops*

 

100 in each box that should cover it........

 

*reches behind his horse and pulls out his battle Brew cannon and blast HELIKE INTO THE WALL WITH THE FULL TORENT OF BATTLE BREW!!!!!!*

 

YOu'll never get me copper!!!!!!!!!

 

*hops on BLACK ENVEY and makes a dash for it*

*sigh*

*rolls over*

Right after the warning too....

Good Luck

 

*sigh*

*returns to K.O'd state*

*Jumps on steelaxes shoulders and starts to shout "I'm KING OF THE WORLD" until steelaxe runs under the suspended lamps and Duinn gets tangled up*

 

Ha Corki, deep down I knew it wouldn't be right to ruin the brew!

 

*tries to get down but only ends up upside down, attempts to sleep bat like*

*pulls Duinn off Steel and flings him at Canis*

*picks Cads up and throws her into jester*

I didn't miss this fight completely

OUCH!

*picks up Cads but feels sorry for her and sets her down on her feet*

*twacks her around the head and pushes her into Steel*

*charges at Goldie*

*smashes jester in the nose for feeling sorry for her*

 

Don't feel sorry for me unless I purposely guilt you into it! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself!

 

*dashes back into the fray, dodging table legs, flying Banders, and other brawl tactics*